Also, accidentally stepped on a snake that turned out to be an Alameda Whipsnake and on the federal threatened list. Oops. The weirdo crush fetishists would have liked to see that, I’m sure, because you’re all fucked in the heads. I also nearly stepped on a rattlesnake.

In either case, this week, I’m planning to let my leg and ass muscles heal up and work on my upper body and abs. My body is already amazing, but I want more muscle definition this summer. I’m considering taking up boxing. I already have a punching bag in my apartment, so I might as well. I wont be around this coming weekend, because I’ll be camping and hiking by a beach. I might still have phone signal in areas and therefore might use my twitter to allow slaves to keep in touch.

Other than that, as you all know, bikini season is coming up, and one of my favourite things to do is hang out in a bikini. I realized that I only have 9 of them and that is just a crime. I did a short 2 minute cam show the other day after throwing on my favourite Guess suit and took a couple screenshots, 10 images, which you can buy through niteflirt, here:

Great incentive to buy me more tiny, body hugging bikini’s for all you boys to drool over this summer.

I thought about making special easter eggs to sell on ebanned with things like my spit, chewed up easter candy, or worn pantyhose, but never got around to it. Maybe I’ll still do it if I can find the time, since it doesn’t really have to be easter themed. I’m not much for holiday themes anyway.

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and yesterday, a boy called and when I actually talked, he stuttered that he thought I was going to ignore him and didn’t really seem to know what to do, like he hadn’t considered the fact that he might hear me and hadn’t prepared anything to say.

Seriously though, what is wrong with you freaks? Totally amusing. My phone is going to be ringing off the hook tonight. I can see it now. Good Friday and you losers will be sitting by your phones sinning. It’s cool though. Jesus is going to die for your sins and make everything all better or something, right? I think I read something about that, so nothing to worry about. Go ahead and keep being weirdos and getting off on me ignoring you.

Who knows what you might hear. I could be at dinner, I could be sleeping, I could be in the shower, or I could be out partying with a bunch of girlfriends. Maybe you’ll even get the honor or hearing my girlfriends and I laughing at you if you call at the right time!