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Mistress Mitsukai — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:38:42 +0000

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Mistress Mitsukai — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:56:55 +0000

Chris Bennet, you’re screwed. Stick around for updates to the mail I’ll be sending out. Hint: she emailed me back.

Mistress Mitsukai — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:00:42 +0000

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24/7 ignore cam: Who knows what you might hear. I could be at dinner, I could be sleeping, I could be in the shower, or I could be out partying with a bunch of girlfriends. Maybe you’ll even get the honor or having us laugh at you if you call at the right time!

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Mistress Mitsukai — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:55:57 +0000

EDIT: someone stepped up and is going to be sending candyass a mint condition CB6000!

Does anyone have a spare chastity belt they aren’t using? candyass made up the excuse that his wife controls all the money now and he can’t buy one. If one of you has an extra (used) one to send him, he really has no excuse but to do chastity.

Mistress Mitsukai — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:55:09 +0000

I guess I might be going back to Vegas the 12th through the 16th.

Well, that was easy.

Mistress Mitsukai — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 07:54:46 +0000

(7:40:08 PM) jackass: hello?
(7:40:24 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Yes?
(7:40:38 PM) jackass: Blck male here…you ever dated Black?
(7:40:55 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Nope. I’m racist.
(7:41:01 PM) jackass: age?
(7:41:13 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: 54
(7:41:14 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: male.
(7:41:24 PM) jackass: male here too
(7:41:32 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Are you gay?
(7:41:37 PM) jackass: no
(7:42:07 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I guess we have nothing else to talk about then.
(7:42:24 PM) jackass: true

Mistress Mitsukai — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:54:20 +0000

candyass decided instead of doing what he was told, he was going to threaten me with legal action. Bad move. I’ll post his information later, whatever anyone does with it is their business. I’m not telling you to contact all of his friends or anything and attach pictures that I might post later just for reference purposes. That would be cruel of me and I’m not a cruel person.

Mistress Mitsukai — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:53:21 +0000

Two quick updates. First, partykey says I should be able to accept new members to my website through them by the end of the week so fingers crossed. Second, candyass was supposed to get a chastity belt by Monday and I haven’t heard from him. candyass, he have until the end of the day today to show me proof that you have the belt or the emails go out. All of them. I’m sick of your bullshit.

Mistress Mitsukai — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:09:19 +0000

Got back from Vegas Sunday night but didn’t feel like ending my vacation until now. How’d it feel waiting up at night for an update from me, moron? Good? That’s what I thought.

I had a great time in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, I realized too late that I forgot my camera charger and my battery was nearly dead when I stepped off the plane so there’s aren’t that many images, fortunately though I did get a few when I met up with Monique Saturday night. We had a wild time. Me being the instigator that I am, we started doing $15 gross fruity shots off of the cocktail menu and ended up doing shots of Jameson Whiskey at McDonalds at 5 in the morning. The diner we were trying to find wasn’t open so we decided on cheeseburger happy meals. I had a hangover the next morning but it was worth it. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to go to the topless pools with Monique and Michelle. I’ll have to do that next time.

We were nice enough to do a ripoff clip for you morons while we were out too!

Go buy it a million times.

Thursday night when I got into Vegas, I met up with a sub who gave me $60 (not enough), a $70 gift card to MGM that I used towards my amazing dinner at Craftsteak, tickets to Love which I wasted because I don’t really give half a shit about the Beatles and a bunch of hippie bullshit, and a shot of whiskey to get the night started but after I texted him later telling him I wanted his wallet next time, he pussed out and stopped answering my messages except to get all bitchy that I didn’t go to Love. Kind of entertaining.

I was planning on going to The Tournament of Kings show that you boys paid for since I’d never been and it seemed mildly entertaining but couldn’t be bothered to double check the ticket time and ended up missing it. Oops.

Saturday was Ka and I actually went so you boys that put money towards that one, pat yourselves on the back! Yay you! you did one thing right!

Hung out at the pool a lot and worked on getting a tan. I love my creamy skin tone but I wouldn’t mind getting a little tan in the summer. I decided on the blue bikini and not the white one. I’m a little iffy on what would happen if I got the white one wet. In either case, the blue one did the job and every man, woman, and child turned their heads to watch me walk by.

Yesterday, I went out to dinner on a boys dime and just decided to go to Sephora after. Sephora turned into the bookstore, the bookstore turned into the bar for a pina colada, and the bar turned into the movie theater which turned into a local lounge where I got caught up kicking ass at pinball. I’m ready for a few days of relaxation and abusing you weirdos before the weekend. I’m considering going out to the pool and turning on my webcam while I get more of a tan but I’m still deciding if any of you deserve it.

In either case, I will share a few pictures from Las Vegas of Monique and I.

Mistress Mitsukai — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:36:22 +0000

So, the other day, some jackoff contacted me in broken english and was very rude and a complete sleaze-bucket. he was also incredibly dumb and readily giving up information about himself so I thought I’d just string him along and then call his parents and tell them what a douchebag their son is. In either case, the conversation took a different direction. Spoilers: I reported him for terrorism, told him I did, he laughed at me and didn’t believe I did it. Yesterday however, he sent this:

(6:44:59 AM) Indian douchebag: hi
(6:45:16 AM) Indian douchebag: the Fed guys actually called me
(6:45:28 AM) Indian douchebag: seems like i’ve got a warrant
(6:45:57 AM) Indian douchebag:
(6:46:06 AM) Indian douchebag: look what you’ve done to me

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

This is the conversation that made me decide to report him:

(12:33:55 PM) Indian douchebag: im frm florida, usa
(12:34:07 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Wow. I care.
(12:34:21 PM) Indian douchebag: come on girl
(12:34:26 PM) Indian douchebag: be a good girl
(12:34:39 PM) Indian douchebag: answer my call huny
(12:35:21 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Fuck you.
(12:35:30 PM) Indian douchebag: are you m/f?
(12:35:50 PM) Indian douchebag: if you’re f i can fuck you else NO

(12:37:02 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: are you at work?
(12:37:22 PM) Indian douchebag: work? yea you can say im at work
(12:37:29 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ooh, where do you work?
(12:37:46 PM) Indian douchebag: got my own bisness here girl
(12:37:52 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Doing what?
(12:38:08 PM) Indian douchebag: im a graduate but i run a small factory
(12:38:25 PM) Indian douchebag: we make auto components
(12:38:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ooh, what’s it called? this is so exciting.
(12:39:15 PM) Indian douchebag: well im surprised whats so exciting bout that..but since you’ve asked, its called UCN Conversions
(12:39:23 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: and you own it?
(12:39:26 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Because women love power.
(12:39:34 PM) Indian douchebag: we’re 3 who own it
(12:39:45 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: What’s your name, honey?
(12:39:46 PM) Indian douchebag: lmao…power!
(12:40:06 PM) Indian douchebag: are you gonna bend me over & slap my butts?
(12:40:26 PM) Indian douchebag: and shreek…WOMAN POWA
(12:40:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Of course not. What’s your name?
(12:40:48 PM) Indian douchebag: Indian douchebag
(12:41:13 PM) Indian douchebag: you can call me mr.jizz

Then he offered me a job paying $2500 a month and a free villa in Florida.

(12:57:31 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Alright, you’re annoying me and I’m not going to get any more information out of you because your company is a joke.
(12:57:37 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: So lets get some things straight.
(12:57:48 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: “Girl” is not an acceptable term for me.
(12:57:51 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Neither is “kid”.
(12:57:56 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: So knock that shit off.
(12:58:03 PM) Indian douchebag: knock it off
(12:59:19 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I do not want to have sex with you.
(12:59:23 PM) Indian douchebag: you’re dumber than i thot
(12:59:33 PM) Indian douchebag: haaaahahaha
(12:59:41 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: sean m roberts
(12:59:43 PM) Indian douchebag: did i tell you i wanted sex?
(12:59:47 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: born october 1982
(12:59:54 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: bradenton, fl
(12:59:58 PM) Indian douchebag: you’re right

I then proceeded to give him his parents names, his address, and phone number and he flipped out.

(1:05:31 PM) Indian douchebag: whats your name young lady?
(1:05:57 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Unlike you, I’m not a fucking retard who gives out my name.
(1:06:11 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I’ll be contacting your parents by the way.
(1:06:27 PM) Indian douchebag: and you fucking believed what i told you?? see how dumb you americans are!
(1:07:01 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Of course not. I do believe that your name is Indian douchebag and that you’re 27.
(1:07:05 PM) Indian douchebag: maybe we should invade ur country
(1:07:18 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Oh see, now what you’ve done?
(1:07:28 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I’m going to have to forward this conversation to the feds now.
(1:07:32 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: you’ve forced my hand.
(1:07:38 PM) Indian douchebag: hahahahaha
(1:07:53 PM) Indian douchebag: young lady whats your name
(1:08:57 PM) Indian douchebag: earlier you told me bout sex. now your tellin me bout some fed. which fed? K-Fed?
(1:09:15 PM) Indian douchebag: )
(1:11:18 PM) Indian douchebag: Indian douchebag has buzzed you!
(1:11:23 PM) Indian douchebag: you there?