the candyass saga continues…

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Thursday 7 May 2009 2:10 pm

I didn’t end up making the video and packaging up the shirt to send to his wife for two reasons. One, he ended up messaging me immediately after seeing my journal and two he shared with me some big news. candyass is getting a divorce! Hurray!

So we I’ve started planning his new life already. he’s going to need to eat dog food three times a day but he does get to pick the flavours! I’m too nice. Also, any money he makes after he pays his necessary bills will be going to me to decide what to do with, and I’ll be monitoring his bank account to make sure he doesn’t spend anything otherwise. If he fucks up, I make sure he loses his job so he goes homeless, or I just cross his friends off of the list of privileges he can have. Before the divorce is settled though, I’m sure he’ll be on his best behavior because he wouldn’t want me contacting his wife and giving her ammunition to fuck him over in court.

The first amusing thing he was forced to do on cam for me was to prepare for the inevitable dog food eating that’s in his future by eating dry cat food in milk like cereal. Yum.

he was made to buy his first can of dog food today so if I have time, he’ll get to eat it today. he’ll also be updating his journal, if he knows what’s good for him.

Also, I might go on cam today if I’m persuaded. That’s all.

clips4sale clip

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | clips4sale | Friday 3 April 2009 2:11 pm

Destroying the shirt I bought with candyass’s birthday gift card from his kids. Click the image to go to my store and buy it! you too, candyass. There’s no chance in hell you’re getting it for free.

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Monday 23 February 2009 4:23 pm

Hey look! your shrimpdick is actually a medical condition!

“Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean penis size.[1] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum is without ambiguity such as hypospadias.”

Link here

Valentines Day

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Sunday 15 February 2009 9:20 pm

I didn’t have a post on Valentines Day, and do you want to know why? Because I forgot all about you losers yesterday.

Go figure, huh? Normally everyone forgets about you, and the one person that actually will pay you any attention (for a price) can’t be bothered to remember on a holiday.

Here’s the way I figure it though, I mean, Valentines Day is pretty much created for all of the non-losers in the world to go out and celebrate how awesome we are. It’s like a pat on the back for being popular in the form of gifts, phenomenal food, exotic locales, and rabbit-like fucking.

I had a simply phenomenal day, partying it up like the popular popular bitch that I am, and what did you do? We both know exactly what you did. you woke up, ran to your computer, praying to every god from every religion ever spawned that I would be online so you could say “happy valentines day!” and “I love you!” to the only person you’d have any chance of saying it to that wouldn’t slap a restraining order on you so fast your head would spin.

and then you sat there and waited.

…and waited.
…and waited.

Then I’ll bet you cried. I’ll bet you bawled your silly little eyes out because you were born a failure of a man (male-ure? hahahaha), instead of a man that a gorgeous woman like me would want to associate myself with.

I didn’t even make a clips4sale clip for you to purchase for the holiday. I didn’t care enough. There are any number of clip ideas I could have thrown together and sold to you, but when I think about it, why should you get any enjoyment from a holiday basically meant to ostracize losers? Simply put, you shouldn’t, and I’m not going to encourage that sort of hope in you.

In either case, like I said, my holiday was phenomenal and as always, I was the life of the party everywhere I went. I didn’t really care to do anything romantic and instead spent the day being focused on. Going wherever struck my fancy at the time, buying whatever I wanted, doing whatever I wanted, eating what I wanted, and looking stunning the entire time. It was a pretty perfect day.

On an unrelated updates front, I’m spending my Sunday relaxing, editing some images to sell, catching up on emails, and setting up some real time sessions. If all goes well, I may have some real time clips up on clips4sale soon. I know, dream come true, right?

I’ve also made some buttons for the websites that I want gift cards for and posted them on my livejournal profile. Make sure to make use of them pronto.

and even better, I’ve made an alertpay account so now all you foreign lurkers can empty your banks into my account before spewing all over your computer screens. I need to stop being so nice. If I keep this up, the next step is volunteering at a soup kitchen or something. hahahaha, no, I’m totally kidding. I’d never volunteer. I have better things to do with my time. Like ignore the homeless, unless of course I get a tribute less than $25 or something, then I might just throw it in a blind guys mug to spite you for wasting my time.

In either case, I have things to do. More content updates later.

True story…

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Friday 23 January 2009 4:18 pm

(12:45:00 PM) boy: wats the oldest guy u controlled when u were in ur teens?

(12:45:27 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: 34

(12:45:33 PM) boy: wow

(12:45:58 PM) boy: God i wish i were lapping ur soles and sucking ur toes right now…

(12:47:01 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: he basically told me if I stuck around he’d give me his house.

(12:47:11 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I turned him down, and laughed when he cried.

(12:47:17 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Then I moved to another state.

(12:47:20 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ah, those were the days.

(12:47:26 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Childhood innocence.

(12:47:27 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: hahaha

(12:47:43 PM) boy: legendary

(12:48:06 PM) boy: i would crawl across broken glass to do it

I can’t stop laughing.

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Wednesday 17 December 2008 4:26 pm

he has his foot duct taped to his face.