I’m selling my 3 year old pair of workout shoes because frankly, they smell horrible (but probably great to you). This is a rare opportunity and I got so many responses when I even mentioned listing them before. I’m kind of going to miss them but it’s good to know that they’ll be going to a good home with some lonely pervert to pay huge amounts of attention to them.

Bid on them here: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing16&item=1243809519

Who knows. If it gets high enough, I might even make a video of me wearing them for a full day and walking in the most disgusting things I can find and it could be terribly amusing to hear a response from the lucky buyer on how foul they are that might I might even post it to here.

Painting my perfect toes and nails, putting on lipstick, and flipping you off while tapping my fingers and wiggling my toes.

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