The Escapades of a Goddess » degradation http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog Heroin Has Nothing on This... Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:19:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 muslims eating pork! http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/archives/356 http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/archives/356#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:36:54 +0000 Mistress Mitsukai http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/?p=356 Just made a muslim eat bacon and eggs for breakfast. he’s thanking me because he didn’t know pork was so delicious.

(1:29:39 PM) sub: realy
(1:29:45 PM) sub: thank You for order me to try it
(1:29:50 PM) sub: i never try it in my life
(1:30:24 PM) sub: in the store the man ask me , how you want bacon and you moslim
(1:30:38 PM) sub: i say to him it is for my friend, he is chrestian
(1:31:11 PM) sub: i buy it and eat it out side

Totally fucking hilarious. “chrestian”. That makes me laugh.

]]> http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/archives/356/feed 0 Butter burn, reinvented? http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/archives/314 http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/archives/314#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:28:09 +0000 Mistress Mitsukai http://www.mistress-mitsukai.com/Blog/?p=314 (7:42:13 PM) Transfer of file Picture 869.jpg complete
(7:42:29 PM) man boob: oh my god
(7:42:42 PM) man boob: i am breathless Mistress
(7:43:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Unsurprising.
(7:43:47 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: you’ll be drooling over that for years.
(7:43:55 PM) man boob: i set it as my background, ist hat okay?
(7:44:12 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Yep
(7:44:16 PM) man boob: thank You
(7:44:28 PM) man boob: may i dump boilng water on my penis to make the erection go away?
(7:44:44 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Of course.
(7:45:35 PM) man boob: ok i’ll go put a little cup on the stove
(7:46:49 PM) man boob: is there anythign i can do for another picture?
(7:47:02 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Rob a bank and send me the spoils.
(7:47:25 PM) man boob: i’d get caught
(7:47:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Well, I guess you don’t get the picture then.
(7:47:43 PM) man boob: :( ok
(7:48:13 PM) man boob: may i dump it on, it’s pretty hot already
(7:48:22 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Go ahead.
(7:48:24 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: This should be fun.
(7:49:02 PM) man boob: ok
(7:49:09 PM) man boob: i’m scared
(7:49:33 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: you should be.
(7:49:37 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: It’s going to hurt like a bitch.
(7:49:46 PM) man boob: can i back out?
(7:50:30 PM) man boob: oh god the more i wait the hotter it’s getting
(7:50:41 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ya, it keeps boiling.
(7:51:03 PM) man boob: i dont know if i want to do this anymore..
(7:51:08 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: haha
(7:51:24 PM) man boob: do i have to?
(7:51:43 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: No. I don’t even care anymore.
(7:52:14 PM) man boob: JESUS FUCKQ!!!!@$R
(7:52:16 PM) man boob: shit fuck
(7:52:21 PM) man boob: i need to go to teh doctor
(7:52:22 PM) man boob: jesus christ
(7:52:26 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: hahahahahahaha
(7:52:31 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: God, that was dumb of you.
(7:52:37 PM) man boob: i know mistress
(7:52:38 PM) man boob: fuck!
(7:53:21 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: How’s it feel?
(7:53:27 PM) man boob: it feels fucking terrible
(7:53:30 PM) man boob: i cant even describe it
(7:53:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: That’s pretty entertaining.
(7:53:49 PM) man boob: i still have a boner…
(7:53:58 PM) man boob: this picture has some type of fucking magical powers’
(7:54:09 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I’m so posting this.

you all might as well put the picture as your desktops too. I didn’t even give him a face pic. Too funny. Click the image for full-size.

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