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Got back from Vegas Sunday night but didn’t feel like ending my vacation until now. How’d it feel waiting up at night for an update from me, moron? Good? That’s what I thought.

I had a great time in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, I realized too late that I forgot my camera charger and my battery was nearly dead when I stepped off the plane so there’s aren’t that many images, fortunately though I did get a few when I met up with Monique Saturday night. We had a wild time. Me being the instigator that I am, we started doing $15 gross fruity shots off of the cocktail menu and ended up doing shots of Jameson Whiskey at McDonalds at 5 in the morning. The diner we were trying to find wasn’t open so we decided on cheeseburger happy meals. I had a hangover the next morning but it was worth it. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to go to the topless pools with Monique and Michelle. I’ll have to do that next time.

We were nice enough to do a ripoff clip for you morons while we were out too!

Go buy it a million times.

Thursday night when I got into Vegas, I met up with a sub who gave me $60 (not enough), a $70 gift card to MGM that I used towards my amazing dinner at Craftsteak, tickets to Love which I wasted because I don’t really give half a shit about the Beatles and a bunch of hippie bullshit, and a shot of whiskey to get the night started but after I texted him later telling him I wanted his wallet next time, he pussed out and stopped answering my messages except to get all bitchy that I didn’t go to Love. Kind of entertaining.

I was planning on going to The Tournament of Kings show that you boys paid for since I’d never been and it seemed mildly entertaining but couldn’t be bothered to double check the ticket time and ended up missing it. Oops.

Saturday was Ka and I actually went so you boys that put money towards that one, pat yourselves on the back! Yay you! you did one thing right!

Hung out at the pool a lot and worked on getting a tan. I love my creamy skin tone but I wouldn’t mind getting a little tan in the summer. I decided on the blue bikini and not the white one. I’m a little iffy on what would happen if I got the white one wet. In either case, the blue one did the job and every man, woman, and child turned their heads to watch me walk by.

Yesterday, I went out to dinner on a boys dime and just decided to go to Sephora after. Sephora turned into the bookstore, the bookstore turned into the bar for a pina colada, and the bar turned into the movie theater which turned into a local lounge where I got caught up kicking ass at pinball. I’m ready for a few days of relaxation and abusing you weirdos before the weekend. I’m considering going out to the pool and turning on my webcam while I get more of a tan but I’m still deciding if any of you deserve it.

In either case, I will share a few pictures from Las Vegas of Monique and I.

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and just a reminder:

I started an images4sale store which I’ll be filling up with more content in the next couple days. For now, it has the bikini images in it.

Painting my perfect toes and nails, putting on lipstick, and flipping you off while tapping my fingers and wiggling my toes.

Click the link to buy the incredible 17 minute video.

Hey, candyass, guess what! The shirt was sent today, so it should only be a few days until you get to see it destroyed! Yay!

So, candyass got a $50 gift card supposedly from his kids for his birthday for patriotsproshop.com but I didn’t feel like letting him use it because obviously, he’s an annoying little creep and doesn’t deserve a goddamned thing. So I made him give me the card number (even though I couldn’t care less about the Patriots) and I bought a t-shirt for $20 (with $22 shipping, haha) and I plan to destroy it in a clip when it shows up.

Speaking of clips, as soon as my chauffeur bitch is rid of his roommate, hopefully in a week or so, I plan on doing some trampling and foot worship clips with him. One of which will likely involve a pair of cuban heel, pantyhose that I bought off of amazon today when I spent the better part of the morning spending $500 in gift cards.

Alright, I’m on cam but I have to get to editing some images in photoshop for my members area. I might post one or two later. I had to take some pictures because it feels summery outside and I finally get to wear shorts. (My favourite pair of light blue jean shorts to be exact).

EDIT: For some reason (probably the new software I installed to record my desktop, the pictures I took with my webcam didn’t save and I don’t feel like retaking some, so have these instead.

By the way, chastised foot boy, yes those are the shoes you bought not too long ago that you haven’t had the chance to see yet.

I didn’t have a post on Valentines Day, and do you want to know why? Because I forgot all about you losers yesterday.

Go figure, huh? Normally everyone forgets about you, and the one person that actually will pay you any attention (for a price) can’t be bothered to remember on a holiday.

Here’s the way I figure it though, I mean, Valentines Day is pretty much created for all of the non-losers in the world to go out and celebrate how awesome we are. It’s like a pat on the back for being popular in the form of gifts, phenomenal food, exotic locales, and rabbit-like fucking.

I had a simply phenomenal day, partying it up like the popular popular bitch that I am, and what did you do? We both know exactly what you did. you woke up, ran to your computer, praying to every god from every religion ever spawned that I would be online so you could say “happy valentines day!” and “I love you!” to the only person you’d have any chance of saying it to that wouldn’t slap a restraining order on you so fast your head would spin.

and then you sat there and waited.

…and waited.
…and waited.

Then I’ll bet you cried. I’ll bet you bawled your silly little eyes out because you were born a failure of a man (male-ure? hahahaha), instead of a man that a gorgeous woman like me would want to associate myself with.

I didn’t even make a clips4sale clip for you to purchase for the holiday. I didn’t care enough. There are any number of clip ideas I could have thrown together and sold to you, but when I think about it, why should you get any enjoyment from a holiday basically meant to ostracize losers? Simply put, you shouldn’t, and I’m not going to encourage that sort of hope in you.

In either case, like I said, my holiday was phenomenal and as always, I was the life of the party everywhere I went. I didn’t really care to do anything romantic and instead spent the day being focused on. Going wherever struck my fancy at the time, buying whatever I wanted, doing whatever I wanted, eating what I wanted, and looking stunning the entire time. It was a pretty perfect day.

On an unrelated updates front, I’m spending my Sunday relaxing, editing some images to sell, catching up on emails, and setting up some real time sessions. If all goes well, I may have some real time clips up on clips4sale soon. I know, dream come true, right?

I’ve also made some buttons for the websites that I want gift cards for and posted them on my livejournal profile. Make sure to make use of them pronto.

and even better, I’ve made an alertpay account so now all you foreign lurkers can empty your banks into my account before spewing all over your computer screens. I need to stop being so nice. If I keep this up, the next step is volunteering at a soup kitchen or something. hahahaha, no, I’m totally kidding. I’d never volunteer. I have better things to do with my time. Like ignore the homeless, unless of course I get a tribute less than $25 or something, then I might just throw it in a blind guys mug to spite you for wasting my time.

In either case, I have things to do. More content updates later.

A compilation of ass tease clips in jean short shorts. Showing you what you would never be able to have.

Fucking clips4sale is pissing me off. Does this site EVER WORK?!

Fucking clips4sale is pissing me off. Does this site EVER WORK?!

Jesus, it’s your lucky week boys! Two clips, holy shit! Get to my clips4sale store Pronto.

“A boy begged me for nearly 4 months to make this clip. His only words after watching it were “holy fuck”, and then he was speechless. It really is that good. Buy it, watch it, worship my perfect soles and toes foot freaks, while I humiliate you for being such a weirdo for liking feet.”

By the way, public service announcement: I have PMS, and I will not hesitate to kill you tonight. Do not fuck with me.