Monthly Archives: May 2009

Gum fit for a feast

I’ve been chewing this piece of gum all day and playing with it. I was about to throw it away but then I realized that would be awfully selfish of me and that I should just allow one of you the privelage of buying it, chewing on it, savouring my spit, and swallowing it. Maybe [...]

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candyass eats his first can of dog food on Mothers Day!

Yesterday, candyass started the day out wrong by trying to lie to me and tell me that he wouldn’t be around because he needed to spend the next five or so hours getting ready for work the next day (ya, right). When asked for details, he said something along the lines of “you know, getting [...]

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the candyass saga continues…

I didn’t end up making the video and packaging up the shirt to send to his wife for two reasons. One, he ended up messaging me immediately after seeing my journal and two he shared with me some big news. candyass is getting a divorce! Hurray! So we I’ve started planning his new life already. [...]

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candyass disappeared for a month. Not a very good idea on his part. I signed onto his facebook with all of his real life friends and put this on his wall: you can click for the full size if you care. Though I don’t see why you would. I can’t wait to see what his [...]

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It seems like I’m over being sick and I’m feeling pretty sadistic. I think I’ll do some webcam abuse today of slave jeff and perhaps some other slaves after he leaves work. I’m accepting messages and phone calls.

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