Monthly Archives: May 2009

I’m bitchy

I rarely get this incredibly bitchy but I’ve been snapping at slaves for a few hours now and it’s not doing any good because you’re all a bunch of goddamned useless retards. Ways to help my mood: Be great at photoshop and design and message me Not just think you’re amusing on cam but be [...]

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It was a bit of an annoying power-struggle between candyass’s wife and myself where she was going to keep him and have a happy little life but eventually, I cracked down on him and told him that it was either he convinced her to let him do chastity or he had to go through with [...]

Finally got around to auctioning my workout shoes!

I’m selling my 3 year old pair of workout shoes because frankly, they smell horrible (but probably great to you). This is a rare opportunity and I got so many responses when I even mentioned listing them before. I’m kind of going to miss them but it’s good to know that they’ll be going to [...]

she asked me for proof…

candyass’s wife got back to me and asked me for proof. I gave candyass all day to talk me out of it but when I found out that instead, he was talking his wife into thinking it was no big deal and that he merely liked being handcuffed in the bedroom or some sort of [...]

The ayes have it!

I hit send on the email to candyass’s wife. It’s okay though, after the divorce, he still has a job and friends that I can take from him so I should still be able to force him to serve if I choose.

candyass has been so annoying lately…

candyass has been incredibly annoying lately with his incessant whining, lack of respect, and downright idiocy. I’m just so incredibly sick of him that I think I might not even want to spend my time slowly ripping off the band-aid that is his life. I’m still debating on whether or not to hit send on [...]

Here’s a picture. I’m too nice.

Wasn’t really around much this weekend

I had such a busy weekend. So busy in fact that I wanted to post an entry in here yesterday and just could not find the time to even sit down at the computer and instead, it was just turned completely off for most of the day. Saturday, I had a bunch of friends over [...]

Buy my chewed up gum!

After considering whether or not to continue teasing you with the idea of selling my gum that I posted about in my last entry, I’ve decided to put it up on ebanned. I’m way too nice. Click here to buy my chewed up gum!