I’m bitchy

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Saturday 30 May 2009 7:50 pm

I rarely get this incredibly bitchy but I’ve been snapping at slaves for a few hours now and it’s not doing any good because you’re all a bunch of goddamned useless retards.

Ways to help my mood:

Be great at photoshop and design and message me
Not just think you’re amusing on cam but be amusing on cam and message me
Have a pocketful of cash and message me

If you do not fulfill any of these requirements DO NOT MESSAGE ME.

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Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Friday 29 May 2009 5:43 pm


Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Thursday 28 May 2009 12:39 pm

It was a bit of an annoying power-struggle between candyass’s wife and myself where she was going to keep him and have a happy little life but eventually, I cracked down on him and told him that it was either he convinced her to let him do chastity or he had to go through with the divorce.

he has 2 months to get out this time and coincidentally, a bit less than 3 months before he can withdraw from his 401k plan at work if I can force myself to let him keep his job and life for that long. Fingers crossed….

In either case, he seems to have been broken a little bit and is complaining slightly less than before. Maybe he’s finally gotten it through his dumb fucking head that there’s nothing he can do to change his fate. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the ability to do webcam for the time being so I’ll either have to come up with some incredibly creative way to abuse him until he moves or deal with not having his life suck even more.

Onto another topic though, I think I might go to Vegas towards the end of next month. This means that I’ll be open to the idea of meeting some slaves while I’m there. It also means that you, yes you, need to contact me about how you can fund it. Or you can simply send vegas gift cards and/or southwest gift cards to Mitsukai@ymail.com

Lastly for now, I’m surprised that my shoe auction is only at $126 even after at least 4 of you swore that you were going to win it. For shame.

Finally got around to auctioning my workout shoes!

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Sunday 24 May 2009 2:47 pm

I’m selling my 3 year old pair of workout shoes because frankly, they smell horrible (but probably great to you). This is a rare opportunity and I got so many responses when I even mentioned listing them before. I’m kind of going to miss them but it’s good to know that they’ll be going to a good home with some lonely pervert to pay huge amounts of attention to them.

Bid on them here: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing16&item=1243809519

Who knows. If it gets high enough, I might even make a video of me wearing them for a full day and walking in the most disgusting things I can find and it could be terribly amusing to hear a response from the lucky buyer on how foul they are that might I might even post it to here.

she asked me for proof…

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Saturday 23 May 2009 12:17 pm

candyass’s wife got back to me and asked me for proof. I gave candyass all day to talk me out of it but when I found out that instead, he was talking his wife into thinking it was no big deal and that he merely liked being handcuffed in the bedroom or some sort of jackassery and she agreed that they could work it out, and then he got all cocky and disrespectful again, thinking he’d defeated me or something, I knew what I had to do, and I replied to her email with this:

Apparently, she hates and is disgusted by him now and is even making quirky little remarks to drive the point home.

(10:13:04 AM) candyass: thanks 4 not calln
(10:46:54 AM) candyass: all bad
(10:56:16 AM) candyass: she asked me if i wanted to eat breakfest out of the toilet
(12:37:26 PM) candyass: she hates me
(1:03:46 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: HAHAHAHAHA
(1:09:34 PM) candyass: not funny
(1:10:20 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Hilarious.
(1:11:13 PM) candyass: whatever

I like his wife. She knows what’s up. I think I should email her and try to befriend her and see if she’ll help me screw him over. I have decided to continue owning him however. he still has friends and a job to use as leverage. He has three strikes before he’s out.

The ayes have it!

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Friday 22 May 2009 11:14 am

I hit send on the email to candyass’s wife. It’s okay though, after the divorce, he still has a job and friends that I can take from him so I should still be able to force him to serve if I choose.

candyass has been so annoying lately…

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:38 am

candyass has been incredibly annoying lately with his incessant whining, lack of respect, and downright idiocy. I’m just so incredibly sick of him that I think I might not even want to spend my time slowly ripping off the band-aid that is his life. I’m still debating on whether or not to hit send on this email but thought I’d put it to a vote, and alright, partly I want to see him suffer while he’s forced to watch the vote be taken that decides his fate.

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Here’s a picture. I’m too nice.

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Monday 18 May 2009 2:57 pm

Wasn’t really around much this weekend

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Monday 18 May 2009 1:29 pm

I had such a busy weekend. So busy in fact that I wanted to post an entry in here yesterday and just could not find the time to even sit down at the computer and instead, it was just turned completely off for most of the day.

Saturday, I had a bunch of friends over for a barbecue. I basically barked orders at everyone whenever something needed to be done so that all the food turned out perfectly, in between talking to a couple slaves on yahoo, because that’s the way I cook. I order someone to do it and voila! Order up!

But I digress, when I woke up in the morning, I noticed these messages from gay slave:

(6:15:05 AM) gay slave: sorry i know you dont know me , ive send you a mail i guess ( ive send more then 100) my goddess gave a job for today talking about her new blog, sorry if i disturb you
(6:15:16 AM) gay slave: whos your goddess
(6:15:26 AM) gay slave: goddess alina she own me from 7 month now and she just made a blog looking for other slaves to worship her and i have the job to find them
(6:19:27 AM) gay slave: http://mistressalina.unblog.fr/
(6:19:59 AM) gay slave: hes trying to get me to serve her :) )
(6:25:48 AM) gay slave: just send her a message im not with her im his virtual private slave , send her a message on mistress_alina2009@yahoo.com
(6:25:53 AM) gay slave: ha he said “HIS”
(9:14:07 AM) gay slave: i cant believe that little bitch tried to steal me from You
(11:11:41 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: Oh, I’ll be dealing with it.

Slightly amusing, especially considering my name is in his screenname and I figured that the only place anyone could have found his screenname is through my journal, so they had to know that he was owned.

Anyway, her journal was laughable, only had 19 views to it, and even listed her paypal address. I had him message her directly and tell her that he was owned and ask if she was okay with that:

(11:45:53 AM) gay slave: do You mind if i am already owned?
(11:45:58 AM) alina responds: NO BECAUSE U WILL BE ALL MINE IN A SHORT TIME !@

(11:52:46 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: Say “my Goddess says to tell you that she’s not pleased with your behavior”
(11:54:03 AM) alina responds: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GODDESS IDIOT!! SHES A BITCH !
(11:54:59 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: Well now she’s done it.

and that’s when I messaged her to chew her out only to discover that she was fucking retarded and actually thought I was a slave so I played it out, telling her that I was a big payer and that I get off on having a list of amounts in my email from various dommes and that she should send me a message saying how much she wanted. When she did that (only 100 euros even though I’m a big payer, haha), I let her know that I wanted a public apology or I would report her paypal. she was very rude and refused so I forwarded the email to paypal telling them that I’d never talked to her before and that it sounded like a scam.

Afterwards, her slave messaged me to apologize on her behalf and try to take the blame. Long story short, he ended up deleting her blog, and begged to serve me all without me even having to flip on my cam. he also informed me that she actually has no slaves, is a cam whore, and isn’t dominant. Looks like I have myself a new paying slave and alina learned a valuable lesson about trying to steal slaves from women that are smarter and more dominant than them.

Buy my chewed up gum!

Posted by Mistress Mitsukai | Uncategorized | Thursday 14 May 2009 5:48 pm

After considering whether or not to continue teasing you with the idea of selling my gum that I posted about in my last entry, I’ve decided to put it up on ebanned. I’m way too nice.

Click here to buy my chewed up gum!

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