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worshipmitsukai: Mistess i just woke up and i dreamt about You
worshipmitsukai: it was so weird we where talking about meeting in person, and You for some reason said we should meet somewhere near a river
worshipmitsukai: i seriously woke up and had no clue what that meant

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So last night I had chauffeur come over so I could give him a quick ass kicking outside on the street but it was too dark to record. I should be recording some videos with him shortly though.

I’m sick with what appears to be the damned swine flu so I probably wont post for a couple days because I’ll be relaxing. Send tributes while I’m gone and emails instead of messages on yahoo.

I had such a great time last weekend that I didn’t bother using my twitter account or posting any blogs. There are a few pictures of me on the beach but I don’t have them off of my camera yet. I also had such a great time that for a couple days after I got home, I decided to continue relaxing and ignore my journal and messages for the most part. I had a bunch of close friends over to my house for a barbeque Tuesday after an entire day out shopping. Tonight, I’m planning to go out to dinner so I probably wont be talking to any of you tonight either. I will probably be online this weekend and I’ll be online today for a bit before I go out. Speaking of, someone needs to pick up the tab for dinner, so message me.

Other than that, I don’t really feel like updating on my life any further. Bye.

Promised to send western union and didn’t follow through.
matthew schenher valparaiso IN

Here’s a link to candyasses livejournal candyass03055.livejournal.com It’s really not that entertaining though. At least not to me. Some of you fools might think it’s a good read.

Whoever called my ignore line (twice) this morning, you can call back. I was sleeping and didn’t even hear it ring.

Also, here’s a picture taken of me two nights ago at the green day show I went to:

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I basically had some middle-aged guy all puppy-dog eyed over me during the show taking pictures of me and recording the show for me so I didn’t have to, and then I took out a sharpie and wrote my email address on his shirt (probably bled through to his chest too) so that he would know where to send the photos (also, free publicity, should have put my site url).

In either case, he stopped taking pictures when the new green day songs ended and the old ones started up and went on to start pestering me, being a fucking weirdo perv so I had security kick him out. The next day, I got an email from him saying “I have never been evicted!!!” and “What the hell did I do to get evicted????” Hilarious, but he sent the images anyway. I’d told security he was hitting on underaged girls. As they’re hauling him off, our conversation went something like this:

him: what did I do to get kicked out?!
me: you were hitting on underaged girls.
him: No I wasn’t!
me: yes, you were. Bye!

Also, got a message last night from someone who’d recognized me from my twitter saying I was going.

(12:36:06 AM) him: saw you at the green day show … the stage dive was pretty awesome … too bad about the shoe
(12:37:13 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: you’re welcome?
(12:37:24 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: I found the shoe though.
(12:37:38 AM) him: ah, nice job … big crowd
(12:37:49 AM) him: saw some dude get taking out by security … I think you signed hishirt

(12:55:02 AM) him: you looked slightly familiar … took a while to figure it out
(12:56:31 AM) him: I think you might have smiled at me, near the stairs … asian dude
(12:57:39 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: doubt it. I dont smile
(12:57:53 AM) him: ok. i guess you sneared.
(12:58:08 AM) Mistress Mitsukai: could’ve been then

and yes, don’t worry boys, I found the shoe I lost crowd surfing. They had it backstage for me and I went back to get it afterwards, but don’t let that stop you from replacing them with new pairs. I do have a shoe addiction. Overall, it was a pretty fun night.

Anyway, I’m going away this weekend. Somewhere up near Monterey, I think. I’m still deciding. I wont have Internet. I might leave my messengers open so I can come back and if I’m in a good mood, reply to some of the less lame-ass messages. I’ll consider it. Might take some pictures while I’m gone too.

I started an images4sale store which I’ll be filling up with more content in the next couple days. For now, it has the bikini images in it.

Painting my perfect toes and nails, putting on lipstick, and flipping you off while tapping my fingers and wiggling my toes.

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So, yesterday I went for a hike up a mountain (Mount Diablo), and hiked about 3.5 miles and an elevation of 3000 feet, then came back down and hiked up the other side about another 2 miles. So about 11 miles altogether, most of it incredibly steep, and then came back home, took a shower and hopped in the pool for a bit to cool down before heading back out for a drink and seeing “I Love You Man”.

Also, accidentally stepped on a snake that turned out to be an Alameda Whipsnake and on the federal threatened list. Oops. The weirdo crush fetishists would have liked to see that, I’m sure, because you’re all fucked in the heads. I also nearly stepped on a rattlesnake.

In either case, this week, I’m planning to let my leg and ass muscles heal up and work on my upper body and abs. My body is already amazing, but I want more muscle definition this summer. I’m considering taking up boxing. I already have a punching bag in my apartment, so I might as well. I wont be around this coming weekend, because I’ll be camping and hiking by a beach. I might still have phone signal in areas and therefore might use my twitter to allow slaves to keep in touch.

Other than that, as you all know, bikini season is coming up, and one of my favourite things to do is hang out in a bikini. I realized that I only have 9 of them and that is just a crime. I did a short 2 minute cam show the other day after throwing on my favourite Guess suit and took a couple screenshots, 10 images, which you can buy through niteflirt, here:

Great incentive to buy me more tiny, body hugging bikini’s for all you boys to drool over this summer.

I thought about making special easter eggs to sell on ebanned with things like my spit, chewed up easter candy, or worn pantyhose, but never got around to it. Maybe I’ll still do it if I can find the time, since it doesn’t really have to be easter themed. I’m not much for holiday themes anyway.

The ignore cam is doing really well this morning. I’m ignoring boys while I shop for lingerie and shoes on amazon.com. Hilariously though, when the last boy called, my itunes (on random) played a song called “What the fuck is wrong with you”. I wonder if the lucky bastard heard me laugh when it came on.

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and yesterday, a boy called and when I actually talked, he stuttered that he thought I was going to ignore him and didn’t really seem to know what to do, like he hadn’t considered the fact that he might hear me and hadn’t prepared anything to say.

Seriously though, what is wrong with you freaks? Totally amusing. My phone is going to be ringing off the hook tonight. I can see it now. Good Friday and you losers will be sitting by your phones sinning. It’s cool though. Jesus is going to die for your sins and make everything all better or something, right? I think I read something about that, so nothing to worry about. Go ahead and keep being weirdos and getting off on me ignoring you.

How would I ever do without bullshit like this:

“Dear Mistress Mitsukai:

i want to cryo-freeze sperm. i’m physically aroused by dominant women, which is why i have in interest in your help…i don’t want to have a “wasted” trip to the medical facility if you know what i mean.. Your job..simply put.. is to make sure that i am “motivated” to put the specimin in the little cup. If i need you to come with me, then you come with me. Maybe over the phone, maybe a video to watch from a scene….im not sure yet about the details. Let’s assume that you come with me for 10 trips, for about 2 hours including a little travel time. I’m interested in RESULTS, and a good price to get the results i want.. Generally, 10 specimins are required to ensure that if i ever wanted to sponsor a child it would for sure happen. They have a facility in S.F. area. I want one price for the whole project. Would that be workable?

thomas”

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I hope he likes the response. I toiled for like, 2 whole minutes on it:

“Why in the fuck would I be interested in helping you get off so you can reproduce more goddamned retardo spawn? I believe in survival of the fittest and natural selection, not some douchebag making his sperm immortal so he can produce a kid with the IQ of 15 who’s not even fit to work in a factory in China.

Not only that, but I’d feel bad for any woman that got unlucky enough to be given your DNA. God, what a buzzkill that’d be when it came out with crossed eyes, tyrannasaurus rex arms, and a micro-penis. That’s mandatory abortion after the fact, right there. Sure you might go to jail, but you just know if you don’t kill that little queer now, he’s going to go fuck up the world.

No, I don’t think so. How about you just get a nice turtle instead and forget all about these wild ideas of yours?”