I didn’t have a post on Valentines Day, and do you want to know why? Because I forgot all about you losers yesterday.
Go figure, huh? Normally everyone forgets about you, and the one person that actually will pay you any attention (for a price) can’t be bothered to remember on a holiday.
Here’s the way I figure it though, I mean, Valentines Day is pretty much created for all of the non-losers in the world to go out and celebrate how awesome we are. It’s like a pat on the back for being popular in the form of gifts, phenomenal food, exotic locales, and rabbit-like fucking.
I had a simply phenomenal day, partying it up like the popular popular bitch that I am, and what did you do? We both know exactly what you did. you woke up, ran to your computer, praying to every god from every religion ever spawned that I would be online so you could say “happy valentines day!” and “I love you!” to the only person you’d have any chance of saying it to that wouldn’t slap a restraining order on you so fast your head would spin.
and then you sat there and waited.
…and waited.
…and waited.
Then I’ll bet you cried. I’ll bet you bawled your silly little eyes out because you were born a failure of a man (male-ure? hahahaha), instead of a man that a gorgeous woman like me would want to associate myself with.
I didn’t even make a clips4sale clip for you to purchase for the holiday. I didn’t care enough. There are any number of clip ideas I could have thrown together and sold to you, but when I think about it, why should you get any enjoyment from a holiday basically meant to ostracize losers? Simply put, you shouldn’t, and I’m not going to encourage that sort of hope in you.
In either case, like I said, my holiday was phenomenal and as always, I was the life of the party everywhere I went. I didn’t really care to do anything romantic and instead spent the day being focused on. Going wherever struck my fancy at the time, buying whatever I wanted, doing whatever I wanted, eating what I wanted, and looking stunning the entire time. It was a pretty perfect day.
On an unrelated updates front, I’m spending my Sunday relaxing, editing some images to sell, catching up on emails, and setting up some real time sessions. If all goes well, I may have some real time clips up on clips4sale soon. I know, dream come true, right?
I’ve also made some buttons for the websites that I want gift cards for and posted them on my livejournal profile. Make sure to make use of them pronto.
and even better, I’ve made an alertpay account so now all you foreign lurkers can empty your banks into my account before spewing all over your computer screens. I need to stop being so nice. If I keep this up, the next step is volunteering at a soup kitchen or something. hahahaha, no, I’m totally kidding. I’d never volunteer. I have better things to do with my time. Like ignore the homeless, unless of course I get a tribute less than $25 or something, then I might just throw it in a blind guys mug to spite you for wasting my time.
In either case, I have things to do. More content updates later.
