I got this email today, and I seriously could NOT stop laughing. Prrraise JEEsus! It’s a miracle, I can now see the light. Sorry folks, but this person helped me realize that I’m being MEAN! *gasp!* I know, I know, and I apologize for my sins. I can’t be a dominatrix anymore, because I have to go on some shitty soul-quest right now. Miss me.
JUST KIDDING! THIS KIND OF, TYPED BY A HALF RETARDED MONKEY NONSENSE IS JUST HILARIOUS TO ME.
Listen robert ellis, maybe you should have stuck to the heroin, then you wouldn’t be able to afford the internet and you could have saved me the yawn at your expense. In fact, I’m going to track down where you live and send you a free batch just so you shut your whore mouth.
You’re right, I am stuck up, and tell you what, concerning the media, howsabout you go ahead and give CNN and ring and tell them about my website. I sure would like the publicity.
Whenever someone says “you’re not even that pretty”, do you know what I think robert? Do you? I think you can’t stop staring at how perfect I am, because you see robert, that’s the kind of thing that someone says right after they rave about how gorgeous I am at a bar and the “No” comes out of my mouth faster than the speed of light.
It’s a funny thing. Maybe if you and your kind weren’t so goddamned hilariously dumb and gluttons for abuse at the hands of a gorgeous woman, I wouldn’t be here laughing my ass off at this email that you whipped up and forgot to hit spellcheck on. By the way, barley is a type of wheat. The word you wanted was barely, dumbass.
Also, mr ex heroin addict, I’m perfectly happy with my life, in fact, I’d say that everything goes right and nothing ever goes wrong. I’ve got an awesome boyfriend, just got a new kickass pair of shoes in the mail today (the doorbell woke me up, because I sleep in until 11:30 every day awesome), I live in a great place, I’m in perfect shape and gorgeous, talented at everything that I do… the list is endless.
How about you robert? What did you replace the heroin with? I totally bet 500 bucks that I keep seeing you hit my website in the future and that you eventually beg to serve me. I’ve got a way with these things. Hey, that wouldn’t be a joint email account you’re using, would it? Because it sure looks like it.
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You are one of the most stuck up pieces of shit on the internet. I barley read part of your sick web page and got sick to my stomach. When the media talks about how any idiot can put their garbage online they must be talking to you. You are defianatly the bottom feeding 2 percent of our population. You’re not even that pretty, the only other more sick thing than you on the internet is the mass porn websites. But seriously you’re not even that pretty, whats wrong with you? Have you still not gotten over some highschool sweat-heart that broke up with you millions of years ago when you were still young? And you have to make up for your lame self by having “slaves.” Do you really feel that bad about yourself you put everyone else down? I’m sorry, I’ve never sent anyone a message putting them down like this, but really consider changing youself as a person, you might deny it but you cant possibly like yourself, and if you, think you, like
yourself, you have no soul or conscious and it must be lost forever from you. Retrieving your humanity (which you dont have right now, trust me I know you don’t) is only possible by jesus (and im not a religious person, but get used to the idea of eternal damnation).
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Please excuse my words to you but you must hear them. I’m actually crying for you right now. Sorry.
GOD bless
Robert Ellis
PS: I’d like to know more about you but your website makes me sick, I’m sorry I feel like you need to hear those words. Please make yourself really happy not the kind of happiness which is instant gratification, but real happiness which comes from the unconditional love of god and your unconditional love for your fellow human being’s. I will be praying for you from now on, everyday.
Oh Yeah and as an ex: heroin addict I’d say heroin has you beat so bad.
