Monthly Archives: December 2007

Christmas card!

I was feeling the holiday spirit today so I made cock-hostel a Christmas card! The card was made on hallmark.com and sent to his house as a surprise. Surprise meaning neither he nor his wife know that it’s coming. Click the images for full size. What’s extra hilarious is that the name on the return [...]

Goddamned foreign subs.

Really, why do you even bother?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m a genius.

Shrapnel anyone?

Who wants to put a bunch of metal and sharp objects in a microwave and see what happens?

Conversation with a slave

Conversation with mitsukaisvotary on Mon 17 Dec 2007 01:13:46 AM PST:

Hospitalized

About two or three days ago I decided to play with mitsukaisvotary. I found out that he had a phobia of giving out information on the internet, so I poked at it. First I asked him for his address and company that he worked for, which I already had unbeknownst to him. he started freaking [...]

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I am actively seeking real time slaves. Preferably one with a high pain threshold. Extra points if you have experience being a maid or doing chores for Women. I need you to either already live near San Francisco and possibly be willing to relocate or already live here. Ultimately, I want a slave to clean [...]

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I’m mixing things up with some friends only posts. There are now some images and conversations that only logged in users will be able to see. If you want to be able to view, make a livejournal account.

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Some images from one of my photoshoots. I rather like how they turned out. EDIT: I used to have images here. If you didn’t get to see them, you should beat yourself up over it. They were amazing.

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