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I’m back.

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sierra, don’t worry. I’ll be home soon, so you wont have to go without content for too much longer.

Everyone else and that one jerkoff. Something about ice… I don’t fucking know, Shut. The Fuck. Up. Especially you, fag-face.

today has to be sucking for you. I’m actually signed offline. *gasp*

I’m at the airport. I don’t want to waste my phone battery on you, I’d rather spend it entertaining myself. Expect me online late tonight. The reason I say to expect me so it hurts more when I’m not there. Awwww

Enjoy being lonely, fuckups

I haven’t been posting as much lately because I’ve been getting all the details hammered out for an upcoming trip. I’m leaving to visit family for thanksgiving. I’ll be gone from the 19th through the 27th. Fortunately for you, my mother, and a few of her girlfriends think it’s hilarious that I punish pathetic boys for a living so chances are very good that I’ll be online often enough, maybe with my mother, maybe with some of her friends. We’ll see. They’ve expressed interest in double-teaming some of my slaves.

Also, I just bought a couple of iPhones with your money. One for myself and one for my boyfriend.

I posted some pictures in the members area, and I have some to edit still to put in.

Lastly, I’ll be cooking quite a bit while I’m away and there’s no feasible way to bring my kickass set of knives so someone will have to step it up and throw $400 at me for a set that I’ll buy and just leave out there. I simply WILL NOT use inexpensive knives while creating my culinary masterpieces. What? you didn’t know that I was talented in so many ways? you should read about me more often.

A few pictures of how I look on webcam:

Can you believe that my hair does that without any styling or product? Just wash, and go. Amazing. Women spend hours on their hair trying to get it to do what mine does.

Fun fact of the day:

princess sierra’s house was purchased by a male and trust me, it’s not a slave or a landlord.

EDIT: Also, when you get a sex change, they’ll put the letter “F” on a passport. Exciting.

SECOND EDIT: Lets spice up this entry with a picture that hasn’t been edited other than cropping and photobucket resizing.

I win.

Tonight a slave messaged me to tell me that he was drunk and that he had put handcuffs on his balls. Of course, I jumped on the opportunity.

he was dressed in what turned out to be his fiance’s very feminine shirt, and he was wearing her makeup. Lipstick and blush. I told him to bring the handcuffs, the keys, his cell phone, webcam, laptop, and microphone into the bathroom. he’d lost the keys so I told him that was okay. I was just going to make him throw them after he was all good and locked in anyway, but I didn’t tell him that. The plan was to have him get trapped to something and have to call the fire department to get him loose. After getting his cam and mic set up, we got to work.

I did not tell him what I was going to do or what my plans were. I gave him a step at a time and he did them as I asked. First he attached the handcuffs around his penis and balls, then he attached the other end to some sort of handle in the bathtub. After making sure that he was good and tight I let him in on the secret. That being, that his only way out was to call for help.

I believe his exact words were “you’re fucking kidding me.”

I asked him how he expected me to get him out and laughed at him a bit resulting in his yelling, swearing, and generally being really, really pissed off. At one point he said “you’re a crazy lady. you’re a crazy bitch” to which I just laughed harder, because fuck, I admit I’m a crazy fucking bitch. That’s why you love me so much! Throughout the video Jon and I were laughing about the whole thing and kept stopping to giggle together leaving him just sitting there yelling at me to pay attention or to stop laughing. Really though, where the hell is he going to go? The way I figured it, he had some time to kill. I wasn’t in a hurry.

In the video, you see him over and over again trying to throw his leg back to break his balls free, and then you hear screaming. he also tried toothpaste which who woulda thunk, would burn! Crazy thing, that. Fortunately, I’m nice and allowed him to rinse off the toothpaste. Eventually he escaped but my camera died before catching that bit. I really would have enjoyed either his fiance or the fire department having to come rescue him while he was dressed like a tramp but he was just so fucking proud of himself for getting out that it was still pretty funny. he informs me that he bruised his balls in his repeated attempts.

Congratulations on being allowed to watch this video! It had to be cut into three parts. Click them all in succession. I’ll fix that later.

EDIT: This video will now be sold through keen for $50

german amazon gift certificate for 20 bucks. Who wants it? It was all he could afford in two months.

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It comes from a yahoo “sub” named slavetoy10 who’s spewed such gems at me as:

“slavetoy10: arrogant bitch… fuck yourself X-(!!!!”

and

“slavetoy10: you must hurry up. in 10 years no man take a look at you….. no i know why you are the most hated domme in the scene.”

and how could I forget:

“slavetoy10: you must hurry up. in 10 years no man take a look at you….. no i know why you are the most hated domme in the scene.”

So women, just a forewarning, this boy is not worth your time.

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Other rude wankers of the day.

billy_brown7 – called me a cunt. As if that’s somehow an insult.