I had a great time in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, I realized too late that I forgot my camera charger and my battery was nearly dead when I stepped off the plane so there’s aren’t that many images, fortunately though I did get a few when I met up with Monique Saturday night. We had a wild time. Me being the instigator that I am, we started doing $15 gross fruity shots off of the cocktail menu and ended up doing shots of Jameson Whiskey at McDonalds at 5 in the morning. The diner we were trying to find wasn’t open so we decided on cheeseburger happy meals. I had a hangover the next morning but it was worth it. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to go to the topless pools with Monique and Michelle. I’ll have to do that next time.

We were nice enough to do a ripoff clip for you morons while we were out too!

Go buy it a million times.

Thursday night when I got into Vegas, I met up with a sub who gave me $60 (not enough), a $70 gift card to MGM that I used towards my amazing dinner at Craftsteak, tickets to Love which I wasted because I don’t really give half a shit about the Beatles and a bunch of hippie bullshit, and a shot of whiskey to get the night started but after I texted him later telling him I wanted his wallet next time, he pussed out and stopped answering my messages except to get all bitchy that I didn’t go to Love. Kind of entertaining.

I was planning on going to The Tournament of Kings show that you boys paid for since I’d never been and it seemed mildly entertaining but couldn’t be bothered to double check the ticket time and ended up missing it. Oops.

Saturday was Ka and I actually went so you boys that put money towards that one, pat yourselves on the back! Yay you! you did one thing right!

Hung out at the pool a lot and worked on getting a tan. I love my creamy skin tone but I wouldn’t mind getting a little tan in the summer. I decided on the blue bikini and not the white one. I’m a little iffy on what would happen if I got the white one wet. In either case, the blue one did the job and every man, woman, and child turned their heads to watch me walk by.

Yesterday, I went out to dinner on a boys dime and just decided to go to Sephora after. Sephora turned into the bookstore, the bookstore turned into the bar for a pina colada, and the bar turned into the movie theater which turned into a local lounge where I got caught up kicking ass at pinball. I’m ready for a few days of relaxation and abusing you weirdos before the weekend. I’m considering going out to the pool and turning on my webcam while I get more of a tan but I’m still deciding if any of you deserve it.

In either case, I will share a few pictures from Las Vegas of Monique and I.

Click the image.

and just a reminder:

Painting my perfect toes and nails, putting on lipstick, and flipping you off while tapping my fingers and wiggling my toes.

Click the link to buy the incredible 17 minute video.

Destroying the shirt I bought with candyass’s birthday gift card from his kids. Click the image to go to my store and buy it! you too, candyass. There’s no chance in hell you’re getting it for free.

“A boy begged me for nearly 4 months to make this clip. His only words after watching it were “holy fuck”, and then he was speechless. It really is that good. Buy it, watch it, worship my perfect soles and toes foot freaks, while I humiliate you for being such a weirdo for liking feet.”

By the way, public service announcement: I have PMS, and I will not hesitate to kill you tonight. Do not fuck with me.

Preview:

It’s worth every penny, and then some.

I have some more images to edit tonight so I’ll be around after I hop into the shower.