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Last night cock hostel informed me that he had a fight with his wife and was sleeping on the couch. Turns out his wife noticed he was distant, depressed, and unamusing or some shit. Well, being the kind of awesome caring individual that I am, I told him to take her to a club to rekindle their romance. Only it has to be a gay club. he has to insist that he didn’t know it was a gay club but also insist that they stay. he gets bonus points if he can convince his wife to take a picture of him with a gay guy as a souvenier.

As soon as she leaves again, we can play some new vaseline games, like find a partner, wear bikinis, and wrestle in a kiddie pool full of vaseline or fill up your shoes and diaper with vaseline and go to work like that. I know, vaseline fetish. Weird right? It’s all good, he’s branching out. I have him jerking off to weird porn from stile project, he’s got a thing for max hardcore, and we’re creating some new fetishes for him to get addicted to.

Pretty soon he’ll be free of his tyrant wife, and he’ll live happily ever after.

I saved the best for last. About me:

My favourite bar was featured on a rating website, and I showed up a few times in the video. I’ll show it to slaves that I feel deserve to see me in action, but I’ve decided against posting it here.

I edited some links on the sidebar of my journal if you haven’t already noticed it.

Tonight I’m going shopping at Sephora, then to sushi with friends, and then we may or may not head to said bar. Last night I had my niteflirt phone line on, so to everyone who didn’t notice, tough luck, chump.

Visiting my family for Thanksgiving was nice, but goddamn is it great being home. Plus, it’s cold in Michigan. This coming weekend, I’ll be going away to make up for it. A few years ago, I used to go somewhere every weekend, but I can’t seem to find the time these days. When it starts getting warm again, I’m going to work on that. Get used to the idea of me not being around on the weekends now or it’s going to suck pretty hard when it happens.

I had more updates but I’ve got to head out.