I love convincing you boys to be more pathetic

boy: still look hot
xmistressmitsukaix: Of course I do
boy: are you sleeping natural
xmistressmitsukaix: I always do
boy: driving me crazy
boy: i searched my inbox for Amazon….. shocking how much I have sent over last 2 years
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: How much?
boy: scared to add it up
boy: but its huge
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Awesome
boy: 3 pages of amazon confirmation
xmistressmitsukaix: That makes me happy
boy: i could have bought so much with it but instead you took it
xmistressmitsukaix: I deserve it so much more
boy: makes me horny thats wrong i guess
xmistressmitsukaix: Not at all
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: ah ha spotted something
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh?
boy: yep thats my xmas gift
xmistressmitsukaix: What did you spot?
boy: bit of ur bum
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh, like I care. I have clips with that.
boy: i know …. also i dont want to total up my spend on C4S
boy: shocking again
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: why is the sight of ur face driving me totally crazy
boy: can i send u $50 for xmas
xmistressmitsukaix: Because I am gorgeous
xmistressmitsukaix: you can
boy: one moment loading up amazon
boy: they must love u
xmistressmitsukaix: I’ll wait for that
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: I bet
boy: sent it
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic.
xmistressmitsukaix: I love being spoiled.
boy: ur look so amazing
xmistressmitsukaix: as always
boy: mayb i should add up all my money i sent to you and email it through …. but am scared it would cause me to cry
xmistressmitsukaix: It would be fun though.
xmistressmitsukaix: But beforehand you should send more just so it’s more fun
boy: ooo
boy: hmm
xmistressmitsukaix: It’s such a great idea and you know it
boy: have to resist u c as its xmas and i am meant to be taking this new girl our for dinner
xmistressmitsukaix: Who’s more important? Me or some new girl?
boy: she is scottish
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m Scottish
boy: she smells
xmistressmitsukaix: I smell heavenly
boy: oh i dunno now
xmistressmitsukaix: When I go out, I get about 5 people or more per night that say I smell amazing
boy: may be its a bad idea with her as i have a really small cock
xmistressmitsukaix: Ya, you’re just going to waste that money you spend on dinner.
xmistressmitsukaix: you should just take her somewhere less expensive, send me the rest and break it off with her at dinner.
boy: not sure about breaking it off as she is my first gf in like 2 years
boy: but i will send you $50 and take her to like KFC or something
boy: or a kebab shop
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: A kebab shop. I like it.
xmistressmitsukaix: Maybe too classy though
xmistressmitsukaix: although, you should be nice so give her her choice of fast food
boy: Order placed
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: Love it
boy: ah man I will struggle taking her out… was planning on an expensive italian
xmistressmitsukaix: I should see if amazon has gift cards to an expensive italian restaurant and go there
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: ahh gosh
boy: it says “Status: Not yet sent” so i guess amazon is processing it
xmistressmitsukaix: Shouldn’t take long
boy: dont worry i increased my credit limit
xmistressmitsukaix: always good to hear
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
boy: kebab shops can be romantic i guess i will just tell her not to dress up
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
boy: it is now “Sent”
xmistressmitsukaix: That would be the worst part of the date. Her losing all excitement before you even get there.
xmistressmitsukaix: you should show up not dressed up and hope she didn’t. If she did you can tell her to change
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: no idea why your ideas are making perfect sense to me
boy: althought I know this could be the shortest relationship ever
boy: but she is from my workplace so she could spread the word about my dating experience
xmistressmitsukaix: Ooh, that would be bad
xmistressmitsukaix: you shouldn’t go through with this.
xmistressmitsukaix: Just send me the rest of the cash so you’re not tempted.
xmistressmitsukaix: she would definitely tell everyone you’re tiny
boy: no idea what excuse to give her as i asked her out about 1 week ago
boy: boxing day dinner
xmistressmitsukaix: Tell her that an old girlfriend came to town and wanted to meet up and that you did and had sex and realized you still aren’t ready for a relationship
xmistressmitsukaix: Easy
boy: hmmm may be
xmistressmitsukaix: Would you rather have a reputation at work for being unable to fuck real women?
boy: may i so want to have sex this year
boy: haven’t sex for at least 1 year
boy: just sex with my hand
xmistressmitsukaix: you’re insane if you think she’d go through with it.
xmistressmitsukaix: Buy a fleshlight and get used to it
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: got get her really drunk
boy: fleshlight… is that a fake pussy
xmistressmitsukaix: It is
boy: interesting
boy: i may buy one
boy:
xmistressmitsukaix: Even drunk no girl would do you
boy: drug her then
boy: but now I am thinking about shagging a fleshlight then licking it out…. how wrong is that !!
xmistressmitsukaix: That’s a bad idea. you wouldn’t be able to send me cash from prison
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: So wrong for a normal guy but for you it sounds about right
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: gosh i dont know what to do now
xmistressmitsukaix: Take my advice
xmistressmitsukaix: it’s good advice
xmistressmitsukaix: If you don’t, it can only go badly and you know it.
boy: okay I will send you money then text her
boy: what’s the price of a kebab… do you really want the $20?
xmistressmitsukaix: Perfect
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh ya I do
boy: fuk me
boy: im broke
boy: ok
boy: one moment
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Good.
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m not
xmistressmitsukaix: I will buy something great
boy: Order palced
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: as it should be
boy: ah gosh now I am going to have to break up with her… this will be bad
xmistressmitsukaix: you don’t deserve her.
boy: its sent
xmistressmitsukaix: Love it
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: maybe that whay i will txt her “You dont deserve me, if you knew how i was really like”
xmistressmitsukaix: That’s perfect
boy: cant be an online fin domme broke up my relationship in like 20 minutes
boy: i feel like a tramp who has been butt raped by a dog
xmistressmitsukaix: hahahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: I might have to post this
xmistressmitsukaix: I’m very entertained
boy: im about to cry with a hardon
boy: no idea whether i should be happy or sad
boy: horny or impotent
xmistressmitsukaix: happy.
xmistressmitsukaix: Because you were about to make a mistake and not only make one girl very unhappy but you were also going to ruin your image at work and not get sex anyway
xmistressmitsukaix: Come to think of it, that could have been fun to hear about
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: bet online conversations like this have a huge mental impact on me and i wont be able to have kids or something
boy: lasting memory for me, 24th of Dec and I split up with someone who i loved and got financially humped
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: What a night, huh?
boy: its really odd as im really sad with a raging boner
boy: shall i now workout how much iv sent in total or would that be too much for me to take
xmistressmitsukaix: Oh god yes. I really want to know.
boy: if i add in paypal it is 20 pages long
boy:
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: DO IT!
xmistressmitsukaix: I am so excited!
boy: gosh
boy: ok need a spreadsheet
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic.
xmistressmitsukaix: I love that you need a spreadsheet to add this up
boy: this may keel me over
xmistressmitsukaix: Make sure to tell me how much it is beforehand
boy: okay
boy: so many emails
xmistressmitsukaix: I love this
boy: i will exclude C4S
boy: as thats hundreds
xmistressmitsukaix: I can add that up later anyway
boy: okay
boy: thanks
xmistressmitsukaix: No problem
boy: like how we work together to send me to the poor house
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: It is great teamwork
xmistressmitsukaix: ah, I love my new amazon balance
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Knowing where it was supposed to go
boy: the spreadsheet is getting long
xmistressmitsukaix: Fantastic
boy: cant believe how you hate me so much you take my cash and that gets me horny
boy: thats fukd up, i am so weird i make myself sick
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
xmistressmitsukaix: Ya, that isn’t how normal guys react
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: i cant even remember these payments
xmistressmitsukaix: Me either
xmistressmitsukaix: hahaha
xmistressmitsukaix: How’s it going so far?
xmistressmitsukaix: Still pages left?
boy: $950 so far
xmistressmitsukaix: hah
xmistressmitsukaix: Not too shabby
boy: geting bigger tho
boy:
boy: how fukd up
boy: lol
xmistressmitsukaix: Totally
xmistressmitsukaix: haha
boy: at 1,400 so far
xmistressmitsukaix: fantastic. how far in are you?
boy: skimmed