So, the other day, some jackoff contacted me in broken english and was very rude and a complete sleaze-bucket. he was also incredibly dumb and readily giving up information about himself so I thought I’d just string him along and then call his parents and tell them what a douchebag their son is. In either case, the conversation took a different direction. Spoilers: I reported him for terrorism, told him I did, he laughed at me and didn’t believe I did it. Yesterday however, he sent this:
(6:44:59 AM) Indian douchebag: hi
(6:45:16 AM) Indian douchebag: the Fed guys actually called me
(6:45:28 AM) Indian douchebag: seems like i’ve got a warrant
(6:45:57 AM) Indian douchebag: 
(6:46:06 AM) Indian douchebag: look what you’ve done to me
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
This is the conversation that made me decide to report him:
(12:33:55 PM) Indian douchebag: im frm florida, usa
(12:34:07 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Wow. I care.
(12:34:21 PM) Indian douchebag: come on girl
(12:34:26 PM) Indian douchebag: be a good girl
(12:34:39 PM) Indian douchebag: answer my call huny
(12:35:21 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Fuck you.
(12:35:30 PM) Indian douchebag: are you m/f?
(12:35:50 PM) Indian douchebag: if you’re f i can fuck you else NO
(12:37:02 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: are you at work?
(12:37:22 PM) Indian douchebag: work? yea you can say im at work
(12:37:29 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ooh, where do you work?
(12:37:46 PM) Indian douchebag: got my own bisness here girl
(12:37:52 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Doing what?
(12:38:08 PM) Indian douchebag: im a graduate but i run a small factory
(12:38:25 PM) Indian douchebag: we make auto components
(12:38:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Ooh, what’s it called? this is so exciting.
(12:39:15 PM) Indian douchebag: well im surprised whats so exciting bout that..but since you’ve asked, its called UCN Conversions
(12:39:23 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: and you own it?
(12:39:26 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Because women love power.
(12:39:34 PM) Indian douchebag: we’re 3 who own it
(12:39:45 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: What’s your name, honey?
(12:39:46 PM) Indian douchebag: lmao…power!
(12:40:06 PM) Indian douchebag: are you gonna bend me over & slap my butts?
(12:40:26 PM) Indian douchebag: and shreek…WOMAN POWA
(12:40:36 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Of course not. What’s your name?
(12:40:48 PM) Indian douchebag: Indian douchebag
(12:41:13 PM) Indian douchebag: you can call me mr.jizz
Then he offered me a job paying $2500 a month and a free villa in Florida.
(12:57:31 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Alright, you’re annoying me and I’m not going to get any more information out of you because your company is a joke.
(12:57:37 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: So lets get some things straight.
(12:57:48 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: “Girl” is not an acceptable term for me.
(12:57:51 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Neither is “kid”.
(12:57:56 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: So knock that shit off.
(12:58:03 PM) Indian douchebag: knock it off
(12:59:19 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I do not want to have sex with you.
(12:59:23 PM) Indian douchebag: you’re dumber than i thot
(12:59:33 PM) Indian douchebag: haaaahahaha
(12:59:41 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: sean m roberts
(12:59:43 PM) Indian douchebag: did i tell you i wanted sex?
(12:59:47 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: born october 1982
(12:59:54 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: bradenton, fl
(12:59:58 PM) Indian douchebag: you’re right
I then proceeded to give him his parents names, his address, and phone number and he flipped out.
(1:05:31 PM) Indian douchebag: whats your name young lady?
(1:05:57 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Unlike you, I’m not a fucking retard who gives out my name.
(1:06:11 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I’ll be contacting your parents by the way.
(1:06:27 PM) Indian douchebag: and you fucking believed what i told you?? see how dumb you americans are!
(1:07:01 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Of course not. I do believe that your name is Indian douchebag and that you’re 27.
(1:07:05 PM) Indian douchebag: maybe we should invade ur country
(1:07:18 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: Oh see, now what you’ve done?
(1:07:28 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: I’m going to have to forward this conversation to the feds now.
(1:07:32 PM) Mistress Mitsukai: you’ve forced my hand.
(1:07:38 PM) Indian douchebag: hahahahaha
(1:07:53 PM) Indian douchebag: young lady whats your name
(1:08:57 PM) Indian douchebag: earlier you told me bout sex. now your tellin me bout some fed. which fed? K-Fed?
(1:09:15 PM) Indian douchebag: 
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(1:11:18 PM) Indian douchebag: Indian douchebag has buzzed you!
(1:11:23 PM) Indian douchebag: you there?