Gum fit for a feast
I’ve been chewing this piece of gum all day and playing with it. I was about to throw it away but then I realized that would be awfully selfish of me and that I should just allow one of you the privelage of buying it, chewing on it, savouring my spit, and swallowing it. Maybe it really is true that it’ll stay in your system for 10 years, how awesome would that be?
