So, yesterday I went for a hike up a mountain (Mount Diablo), and hiked about 3.5 miles and an elevation of 3000 feet, then came back down and hiked up the other side about another 2 miles. So about 11 miles altogether, most of it incredibly steep, and then came back home, took a shower and hopped in the pool for a bit to cool down before heading back out for a drink and seeing “I Love You Man”.

Also, accidentally stepped on a snake that turned out to be an Alameda Whipsnake and on the federal threatened list. Oops. The weirdo crush fetishists would have liked to see that, I’m sure, because you’re all fucked in the heads. I also nearly stepped on a rattlesnake.

In either case, this week, I’m planning to let my leg and ass muscles heal up and work on my upper body and abs. My body is already amazing, but I want more muscle definition this summer. I’m considering taking up boxing. I already have a punching bag in my apartment, so I might as well. I wont be around this coming weekend, because I’ll be camping and hiking by a beach. I might still have phone signal in areas and therefore might use my twitter to allow slaves to keep in touch.

Other than that, as you all know, bikini season is coming up, and one of my favourite things to do is hang out in a bikini. I realized that I only have 9 of them and that is just a crime. I did a short 2 minute cam show the other day after throwing on my favourite Guess suit and took a couple screenshots, 10 images, which you can buy through niteflirt, here:

Great incentive to buy me more tiny, body hugging bikini’s for all you boys to drool over this summer.

I thought about making special easter eggs to sell on ebanned with things like my spit, chewed up easter candy, or worn pantyhose, but never got around to it. Maybe I’ll still do it if I can find the time, since it doesn’t really have to be easter themed. I’m not much for holiday themes anyway.