Here’s an email I got from some bitch today who’s all bent out of shape because I laughed about his mothers death:

“Hi mistress mitsukai you really hurt me in your last post. I think that i get you some sympathy and going to point that is not fun hurt innocent people to sending you picture of my beautiful and lovely mother. Maybe if i give you face of woman who you are scoff you really understand something.”
The cliffs notes would read something like this: “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaah!”

Shut the fuck up, douchefag. I don’t give a shit about you or your mother. In fact, why don’t you go play “worm food” with her, right now. Make the world a better place.