Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of design work and adding some things to sections of my website. Ideally, I’m just going to scrap my site and start over with a cleaner more manageable structure, more open to updates soon, but that’s in the future. When I’ve been at my computer, that’s what I’ve been doing. Though, I am taking a short break from all of that to clear my head and decide where I want to go with it so I’ll be around to talk to you weirdos for a couple days on and off.
Other than that, I’ve been attempting to do more real time, and I’ve been allowing my chauffeur slave the privelage of serving me in person more frequently lately. If only he wasn’t such a pussy and afraid of everything I do, it would be much more amusing.
The other day, I made deviled eggs (little known fact, I like to cook) and decided to make him two special eggs. One, I’ll admit was a pretty normal deviled egg. It had all the normal ingredients and nothing added. Except, maybe the mayonnaise was some disgusting organic traider joes light mayonnaise gross-ocity that was about to go bad from the back of my friends fridge. The second one was the same except for one minor detail. It had a dime sized dot of hot sauce in the bottom registering about 500,000 SCU, so it would probably have about this effect on him.
Unfortunately, I told him that it was a “special egg” before I gave it to him and he totally mind-fucked himself into thinking something horribly disgusting was in it and started dry-heaving while I laughed at him before he even ate it claiming that it smelled terrible and I had to let him off the hook or he probably would have thrown up inside his car and then I would have had to wait for him to get it cleaned and let it air out before I could make him run any more errands for me. Not exactly productive. So I let him pay $100 to not eat them. Boring.
I remembered yesterday that there’s a spy shop in the city that has all kind of horribly evil “revenge vials” full of things like odorless epicac, itching powder that feels like “a million tiny ants biting your skin”, liquid that stains your teeth yellow for about two weeks, etc, and I’m considering buying some and making him use it on himself while I record it or something.
Speaking of, I plan on doing some clips with him in the future and I have ideas about things I plan to do, but since he’s been a coward in a few aspects of his servitude I figure I’ll open it up and see what additional clips I should include. Message me and let me know and I might consider using your idea.