A thought
I just had a thought. A slave was talking about sending me some material goods and I realized that I could do this on a bigger, more sadistic scale. I just know that some of you have childhood items that bring you comfort. Stuffed animals that you have to hug at night? Security blankets? Weird little trinkets?
Send them to me and I’ll shred them to pieces in a video for you! Yay!
Also, it’s been sweltering outside, the sun has been beating down, time to get a retarded sunburn to please the most amazing woman in the world! Me!
Side effects may include:
Getting laughed at by Women
Getting laughed at by their boyfriends
Loss of friends *chuckle*
Parents disowning you *if they haven’t already*
Looking like a goddamned moron
Melanoma
Death by way of creative suicide administered by yours truly.
Anal leakage
So basically, all you need to do is write “LOSER” on your chest (or bonus points if you put it on your forehead) and go tanning! Simple enough, right? I certainly think so