Dance around with your girlfriend’s panties on your head

you lucky fucks get to see some pictures today. Yippy! Dance around with your girlfriend’s panties on your head, go on. We all know that’s what you do when you get over-excited. Right before you piss on the carpet, of course. That’s what happens when you have the IQ of a watermelon.

Anyway, I took a few half-assed pictures with my phone of a bikini that I just got. I’ll be wearing it this coming weekend when I visit the beach. Phone pictures are better than no pictures. I’d take real pictures, but I just don’t think any of you deserve the effort.

And one of me in a batting cage… Imagine if I took the bat to your dick. I can hear your shrieks of intense pain (and lack of the ability to reproduce in the future) already.

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